That is too much power for one human being
(via chainxsoul)Source: humortrain
PLOT TWIST O.O
Sleeping Beauty becomes about three princesses who try to keep a fairy safe
Cinderella becomes the story of a princess trying to find the man with the right shoe size
And Lion King becomes the story of a lion cheering up a warthog and meerkat after they get framed for murder
^^ I approve of this
I want to see these movies remade in this way now :D
(via sconesandtexting)Source: equilibrium70
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
(via sconesandtexting)Source: corruptionpoints
NEW PICS OF MATT SMITH AS PATRICK BATEMAN IN AMERICAN PSYCHO THE MUSICAL!!!!
ovaries go boom.
He’s actually scary at this bit the more I see these pics, here. I might skip HTCAM because of how scared I am, here.
I’m going to be honest here, this is the most I’ve ever been attracted to Matt smith
which is very
(via sconesandtexting)Source: eleven-our-raggedy-doctor
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
me but it’s never an accident
DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS
yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?
it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?
(via mukurotan)Source: sexcake
i always like to imagine abes and mihashi future like obvs they are together and everything but like while mihashi went further into baseball and became a regular in some badass team and everything abe has a job but is like a baseball mom with mihashi?? so hes like he used to be in school but just x1000 more extreme
and then one day they go to nishiura reunion /obvsly mihashi keeps in touch with tajima and abe speaks to hanai and other guys from time to time but its not like they have time to meet very often/ and abe is like super self conscious cause he gained lots of weight?? they eat a lot with mihashi /mihashi-san comes very often and brings kick ass hand made food/ but abe doesnt move as much as he used to and hes all ‘omg everyones gonna laugh at me now’ and he drags mihashi to the reunion and they are holding hands and abe is weirdly blushing and making angry faces and mihashi is all “omg is he ashamed of me??? should we pretend we are not together? he has to be ashamed of me oh god maybe abekun doesnt like me anymore?/cause obvsly mihashi calls him abe-kun in his head even tho theyve known each other for over a fucking decade and are a couple for over 5 years/ and hes all stressed out if abe likes him even though they are sleeping together for like 5.5 years
(via cinniamon)Source: jen-suis